Zachary Barth

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Florida Man strikes again A Pinellas Park man

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Zachary Barth 10/11/2017 1:50:52 PM

Man’s Attempt At Using Google To Rob A Bank Backfires Spectacularly

Man’s Attempt At Using Google To Rob A Bank Backfires Spectacularly. Police in Florida say a robbery suspect Googled “how to rob a bank,” then did just that....

Florida Man strikes again! A Pinellas Park man reportedly googled "how to rob a bank" before doing so. 

This is a script straight from the 3 stooges, especially after William Joe Johnson used the money he stole to pay for beer, utilities and drugs. While I recognize that there are some crazy nutters in Florida, it of course doesn't help that some law allows easy access to police records in the state, meaning that everything is easily publishable. 

Godspeed Florida Man, whether it's shoving alligators through a drive through window, or trying to sell painted bricks as "golden moon tickets," you never fail to disappoint in surprising ways. 

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